-Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
-At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
-Reading when you're drunk is horrible.
-Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
- You never know where to look when eating a banana.
-Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
-The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill
you at the first given opportunity.
-Every guy has at some stage while taking a pee, flushed half
way through and then raced against the flush.
-Old women with mobile phones look wrong.
-Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
-You never ever run out of salt.
-The most painful household incident is wearing socks and
stepping on an upturned plug.
-Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
-In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.
-Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
-A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
-It's impossible to lick your elbow.
-If you toss a penny 10000 times, it will not be heads 5000 times, but more like 4950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom.
-Barbie's measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33.
-More people in China speak English than in the United States.
-Cat's urine glows under a blacklight.
-The first Ford cars had Dodge engines.
-On the cartoon show 'The Jetsons', Jane is 33 years old and her daughter Judy is 15.
-Pulp Fiction cost $8 million to make - $5 million going to actor's salaries.
-Mr. Snuffleupagas' first name was Alyoisus.
-If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
-"the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog"
uses every letter in the alphabet
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